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Random story. Another random humorous MK suggestive story from the Mail, "The Purr-muda Triangle" (45 [4+5=9] cats going missing from a town). And yeah, responding to a comment on KK Kerry Katona, it's pretty sickening if you have your eyes open what they've done to this MK victim; her show on MTV is all rather depressing as they make her "Whole Again" [cos she's fragmented/in pieces; based on